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god was kind enough to give us free will
as you are human you are less than god so why would you expect us to follow your rules ??????

2007-05-29 07:25:09 · answer #1 · answered by pestie58 the spider hunter 6 · 2 1

I think you have to put out a book first, preferably one at least 2000 years old with insignificant ties to slightly older books, You have to proclaim you are god, and have decided that they are your favorite people, but you require things from them. Make your requirements as ghastly and outlandish as you can, and make sure you make several references to those in the past who honored your requests and the blessings you gave them. Also make several references to those you killed, had killed, etc. for not obeying you. Then in the second half of the book tell them that you changed your mind and only require that they respect and obey you, as well as give you money as a sacrifice, as opposed to the more ghastly sacrifices in the previous chapters of the book. Do that, and you've got followers that will not only listen to you, but will persecute others into doing the same!

2007-05-29 07:25:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

God Loves us and when you look at the Bible as a book of rules your missing the whole thing we are not saved by the rules in the bible we are saved by Grace I pray that God will give you a desire to know him more when you read the word because it helps you God already knows it your not doing him any favors by reading it or clocking in on your 15 min a day Having OCD is not good I have it to and with God things become easier

2016-04-01 03:02:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Rule #1: Whatever bettie says goes!
Rule #2: See Rule #1!

2007-05-29 07:18:40 · answer #4 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 4 0

They dont need unless your ways are same as JESUS ways.

JESUS loves you.

www.fathersloveletter.com listen to it.
www.e-water.net/loveletter_en.html watch it

John 3:16[kjv] For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

so when we believe in JESUS we have eternal life.JESUS lived a sinless life and gave up his life as a sacrifice so we can be sin free. Ask JESUS to come into your heart and forgive ur sins and cleanse ur past with the blood JESUS shed on the cross.

With a simple prayer like above u can be saved.JESUS loves u and wants u to be saved.

2007-05-29 07:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by Emmanuel 4 · 0 1

Well, then you'll just have to do things the Christian way and lobby lawmakers to enact your rules into law so that everyone has to obey them!

2007-05-29 07:25:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Unless you're God or the Queen of England you really don't have the power or the authority to be ruling anyone. Worry about yourself.

2007-05-29 07:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by *Cara* 7 · 2 2

Why dont you follow my rules?

2007-05-29 07:19:23 · answer #8 · answered by Par 4 7 · 1 0

Call them God's rules, and you might scare a few people into submitting... ;-)

2007-05-29 07:19:13 · answer #9 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 3 0

Yes mistress (as I am putting on my ball gag and leather mask)!

2007-05-29 07:19:41 · answer #10 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 2 0

E-mail me a copy and I promise I'll try

2007-05-29 07:17:17 · answer #11 · answered by rosbif 6 · 1 0

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