She is awful, mean, and in controll of me! The details: some things limit me because I am the secretary..... or maybe they could benefit me. Any good ideas??
I'm telling you this woman has short man syndrome and was obviosly a loser in Highschool but never got over it. HELP!
2007-05-29 06:01:27 · 14 answers · asked by Tank Girl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks but I don't want to quit.. this is the best job I've ever had,... I thought a prank would be nice though!
2007-05-29 06:34:46 · update #1
set his schedules + appointments at different tymes then u tell him. put stuff in his drinks (stuff that wont hurt him but nasty enough to cringe his face) if u really dont lik him tell him off and hope to keeep u job
2007-05-29 06:07:19 · answer #1 · answered by Drake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find some funny people in your department and come up with a Top 10 List of "Ways the Office Would Improve If Susan Suddenly Dropped Dead" (or, nicer, "Decided to Quit")...
There is nothing that alleviates bad feelings about a boss better than banding together in humor with your fellow sufferers....
(Caution: make sure you are discreet. People with low self-esteem don't take well to riducule)
2007-05-29 06:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in 11th grade the seniors pulled off the "senior prank" They sprayed the sidewalks around the school with liquid manure. They also went to the bus garage and cut some lines so the busses couldnt make their rounds. It was pretty dumb because first of all, school was delayed and when we got there, the smell was HORRIBLE! The ones who were involved were allowed to graduate but werent allowed to attend the ceremony. And they all got fined. I'm not sure of what prank you might want to do, just dont do anything stupid like that.
2016-05-20 23:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the best thing I can think of is apply for new jobs and leave at the worst moment - when she'll be left without someone and has tons of work to get done lol. Thats sweet revenge.
2007-05-29 06:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by radiancia 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
put some kind of sticky glue and her desk and chair and when she sits down and put her hands on her desk,she's going to be stuck for a while.Call her and tell her that the police is in front of the building(don't really call the cops just tell her...-.-)oh and also change your voice when you call her she might know your tricking her.
2007-05-29 06:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her that you deserve where she rules and she should be a slave under your majesty's consideration. Its all easy .. just consider yourself eligible. Life is very simple, it's we who make it complicated. all you need to get to the top is to believe yourself and there u go !!!!..
A man is not finished when he is defeated, He is finished when he quits..
Keep Hanging and just wait for the right time for you to rise upon her.
Peace !!
2007-05-29 06:17:38 · answer #6 · answered by êNVY_Mè 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a dump in a bag. Hide the bag somehwere in your boss' office right before a big meeting.
2007-05-29 06:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by Jared 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
before you quit erase the whole data bank or change the numbers on things
2007-05-29 06:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invite her for a formal dinner. Don't go yourself. She'll wonder for about half an hour where you went!!!
2007-05-29 06:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by Khilesh J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duct tape a frozen fish under her seat or underside one of her drawers
2007-05-29 06:05:52 · answer #10 · answered by madbaldscotsman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋