Seriosuly thohh, all of you will be like "ohhh shiiit, as if it were true all along" and I, personally, can't wait to see the looks on your faces and you're all gonna really wish you had at least some faith to begin with.
Butt yaa, i'ma sayy he's gonna make an appearance within 20 years or even less if you pay close attention to some of the changes in the world.... and I only guess that cause it'll be 2000 years after his death and the planet has officially gone to shiit now... also take into mind that if Christ doens't come Global warming will kill most of us anyways.
2007-05-29 05:50:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
god I can't wait to see the look on your face when you die of waiting.
2007-05-29 06:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"I, personally, can't wait to see the looks on your faces..."
You're gloating at the idea of someone being tortured for all of eternity. You think very highly of yourself! Now if you believe in God, what do you think that He would think of that? Do you think your arrogance would make Him happy? Do you think it would make Him proud of you? Do you think that He will choose YOU to be brought to paradise?
With your attitude, you wouldn't be far in line behind any of the people you're getting so much pleasure out of thinking are going to receive some horrific punishment...not because they've DONE anything wrong, or are bad PEOPLE, but simply because they don't hold the same beliefs as you do. You're assuming that you won't be one of the ones with a shocked look on your face when "God" is doling out the punishments. You really should humble yourself. Be careful, because if you're standing on the sidelines gloating while you watch others being given punishments, you're very likely to get a slap upside the head and thrown right in with them for your hatefulness and your arrogance.
2007-05-29 13:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by Jess H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure it's in the rules somewhere..If you make a statement like "and I, personally, can't wait to see the looks on your faces and you're all gonna really wish you had at least some faith to begin with. " you don't get to go to heaven either" Something about "love thy neighbor"Oh yeah,that's in the Bible,a book you obviously haven't read
2007-05-29 12:57:12 · answer #3 · answered by nobodinoze 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully a spelling instructor makes an appearance (very soon). I for one am waiting for the 100,000 angry vikings to swarm from the sky and cut down all the people outside thinking it's the rapture.
2007-05-29 12:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by qamper 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is it your contention that Christ is Not Timeless?
That He is not Now?
I wonder at this complete lack of Faith. Who is the atheist?
It should be the one that denies the continued presence of Christ and predicts an early return of One, who always IS.
2007-05-29 13:04:30 · answer #5 · answered by A.V.R. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you give me a rough date and an email address please? That way I can bring it to your attention that you, like the thousands before you, were wrong about the second coming of Jesus.
I think it's interesting that you believe in both the Rapture and global warming. Could this be a clue?
2007-05-29 13:03:34 · answer #6 · answered by Peter D 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's a thousand years late.
I would stop holding my breath after ohh about a hundred years. This guy, a thousand years late. Yeah I gave up on waiting for him to return. I'm not scared. No oh sheets from me.
2007-05-29 12:57:39 · answer #7 · answered by Sara 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Atheists (I'm humanist, so i suppose I probably fall into this category) do not believe in a higher power. There is no physical, scientific proof.
If there was proof, then they wouldn't be atheists, but followers of *insert god name here*.
That's all an atheist asks for, proof. Prove to them scientifically or atleast concretely that a god exists and they'll probably follow that god.
2007-05-29 12:55:57 · answer #8 · answered by Humanist 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was supposed to come back within the life time of his disciples
Oops.....
No doubt you'll keep revising your 20 year date as suits.
2007-05-29 13:46:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm...got any idea what time his flight arrives? I would like to be there to meet him. I have a long list of complaints. Its important too that we find out right away whether he is a Republican or Democrat.
2007-05-29 13:03:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will be able to say well damn I was wrong but you know what that is ok because I rather suffer forever then have to live on my knees worshiping some diety that demands love or he will punish you.
2007-05-29 12:54:24 · answer #11 · answered by John C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋