A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.
The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."
"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."
"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.
About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
2007-05-29 04:19:14 · 11 answers · asked by vegasbrother98 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Said not another blonde joke, but soon found myself smiling again, Thx.
2007-05-29 05:01:09 · answer #1 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are 2 blondes in a automobile and one blonde is going out of the automobile yet accidentally left the keys contained in the automobile and locked them in. The blonde went into the outfits shop and asked for a garments hanger so she could desire to %. the lock. once you have the clothing hanger she went and tried to %. the lock. meanwhile the blonde pal contained in the automobile is telling her "a splash to the left." A blonde is employing her convertible whilst she has an urge to pass paying for, she gets out of the convertible, with the keys nevertheless contained in the ignision, and accidentally locks the keys contained in the convertible. She is going to the closest outfits shop for a hanger to %. the lock. whilst the blonde is going outdoors, her convertible is long previous, and is questioning how somebody could desire to of have been given contained in the automobile with out the keys. there is 3 pals a blonde brunette and redhead on a abandoned island. They detect a genie lamp and the each and every get a million desire, the brunette desires she is decrease back living house and he or she dissapears, the redhead desires an analogous and dissapears and the blonde, being very lonely, desires for her pals to come returned decrease back.
2016-10-06 06:08:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! Good one! 10!
2007-05-29 04:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it bro
2007-05-29 04:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is a genius among morons.
2007-05-29 04:24:33 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny dude
2007-05-29 04:22:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this 1 b4,,,but still funny
2007-05-29 04:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-29 04:37:47 · answer #8 · answered by azorekg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-05-29 04:22:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-05-29 04:23:11 · answer #10 · answered by bharat s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋