Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.
Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"
Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."
2007-05-29 04:11:43 · 7 answers · asked by vegasbrother98 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if funny bad typing...
2007-05-29 04:17:01 · update #1
good one
2007-05-29 04:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by bharat s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but kinda funny. 8/10.
2007-05-29 11:18:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holly blond joke Batman, Hee! Hee! Hee!
2007-05-29 11:19:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O hairs going what color, because it took m two reads to get it. Really good Thx.
2007-05-29 12:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's rude to stare, fella.
2007-05-29 11:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by Chris EFC 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny, kinda lame
2007-05-29 11:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...Cute...
2007-05-29 11:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋