> > >The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
> > >After they got their tent all set up, both men quickly went sound
asleep.
> > >Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo
Sabe, look
> > >towards sky, what you see?"
> > >
> > >The Lone Ranger replies,
> > >"I see millions of stars."
> > >
> > >"What that tell you?"
> > >asks Tonto.
> > >
> > >The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking,
> > >it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of
> > >planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time
wise, it
> > >appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
> > >Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
significant.
> > >Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it
> > >tell you, Tonto?"
> > >
> > >"You dumber than buffalo ****. Someone stole the tent."
2007-05-29 04:10:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles