I find it entertaining that Monotheism has gone from fighting enemies like Baelzebub, infidels and heretics to their new enemies of the faith, sexually ambiguous cartoon characters.
I think it shows how ridiculous their religion really is.
Who will win this battle of the Titans?
Comments? Thoughts?
2007-05-29 03:19:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My money's on SpongeBob.
2007-05-29 03:19:25 · update #1
It's insane if you ask me. First sponges and Teletubbies are asexual. Yet, Christians need a mob at that gate to keep the flock scared and in a circle. I guess it keeps the money flowing.
2007-05-29 03:22:13 · answer #1 · answered by Holy Cow! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
All the questions that I saw on Poland are somehow tied in with that t.v show. Why would they be gay? I never was a fan of those little mix-ups but still... I mean,the government has more things to discuss whether or not Po is a lesbian or if Poo Poo is sharing a sexual relaionship with Mr. Rogers. Why don't you ask a poish person? Majority would know nothing about it but maybe president KaczyÅski does...who knows? Maybe he knows the Sun Man in person. For all I know,Tinky Winky is going to be sued for copying the Sun Man's routine. Or maybe he's due on tax? Imagine... TW: Please return the 100 000 000 you borrowed last month for the personal massages and the losing poker match you had at Las Vagas. We hope that you will give the money back soon,because if you don't,we will sue. Good Day,Tinky Pinkie.
2007-06-01 10:57:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to think it was all crap until I saw Tinky Winky having a night on the town. Geez, that guy really has problems. I mean, he's got a whole meth lab right there in his magic bag. Booze, pills, cocaine, guns--you name it. He's living so fast and hard. Eight times in rehab and it still hasn't taken. I used to think he talked baby talk because he was on a show for toddlers, but really it's because his brain is fried. It's so sad; I doubt he'll live another year.
2007-05-29 10:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the fundies were right about Spongebob. After all, he makes a living selling Krabby patties, so he's clearly the anti-crustacean.
2007-05-29 10:26:01 · answer #4 · answered by MMMM 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spongebob, he lives in a pineapple under the sea...
Maybe we should go back to good old Disney with his campy simpering females, all coy fluttering eyelashes and wiggly walks and the extreme sexual stereotyping he provided that keeps women firmly in their place.
Remember Bugs Bunny (Ernie Kovacs)...he was always dressing up in drag, were they up ijn arms about him in Poland back in the day? Doesn't Kovacs sound a bit Polish maybe?
2007-05-29 10:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Making a faith-based cartoon based on a manly priest who teaches the boy's choir might not fly in their favor.
2007-05-29 10:27:15 · answer #6 · answered by St. Toad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm surprised that it's now TV characters and not rock stars who are getting the blame. I suppose that whoever is popular though, the fundies will find a new scapegoat.
2007-05-29 10:27:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i wasnt aware that the teletubies were even sexual.
If you check the holy scriptures it says that the teletubies are all-loving, all-powerful and sexuality is a sin, but the teletubies cannot sin because they are all good.
2007-05-29 10:27:08 · answer #8 · answered by zeppelin_roses 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The telletubbie is actually the abomination produced by the unnatural mating of a gay penguin and sponge bob. one can hardly blame them from being horrified!
2007-05-29 10:22:56 · answer #9 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SpongeBob is fine, but that Patrick is pure evil.
2007-05-29 10:22:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋