10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden, because he wouldn't ask for directions.
9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)
8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.
7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.
5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.
4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.
3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.
2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."
2007-05-29 02:01:52 · 19 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. And the No. 1 reason of all: God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared, "I can do better than that."
2007-05-29 02:02:06 · update #1
i would have emailed OLLIE to tell him what a total pr@t he is, but the lame little s o d, doesnt allow email.
grow up u man child.
2007-05-29 02:10:44 · update #2
One day God found some clay and moulded Adam. So pleased was he with himself that he created wine to celebrate and whilst lying in a drunken stupor on the beach he said:
'I think I'll make another one.'
2007-05-29 02:13:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
10 Reasons why computers are male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody`s home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter
2007-05-29 02:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You're a star to put up with some of the kn*bheads who post responses to your jokes, so here's a star. The joke actually deserved one for the first (and probably the only) time in my life I've seen the word 'parenthetically'!!
2007-05-29 04:19:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amusing, I suppose from a woman's point of view. Some bordering on the truth. If woman is superior to man why did He not skip Adam altogether and make woman like a snail or slug to reproduce themselves without having to be specifically male or female?
2007-05-29 02:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by LEONARD W 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. True 2. True 3. True 4. True 5. True 6. True 7. True 8. True 9. True 10. True
2016-05-20 22:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by kimberli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-05-29 04:07:45 · answer #6 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not at all. Having made Man, God had a few scraps and failures left over and not wishing to waste these, made a plaything for men that is also capable of performing simple tasks.
2007-05-29 02:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by Clive 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
God "Adam in this garden there is.."
Adam interrupts "God what's a garden?"
God explains then continues "there is a woman"
Adam "God what's a woman?"
God explains and continues "I want you to make love to her"
Adam "God what's ma.." but God stops him and tell him he'll know when they meet and Adam leaves.
Half an hour later he returns and says "God, what's a headache?"
2007-05-29 02:12:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Leonard - GOD created man because it was a trial run and who else would women have to moan at
2007-05-29 02:57:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-29 04:35:33 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋