If Men got pregnant
1. Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.
2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.
14. Women would rule the world.
2007-05-29 01:07:33 · 27 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wonderful!!! Run for president, and I will vote for you, contribute time and money to your campaign, and carry your briefcase for you! The only thing you left out is -The issue of WHOSE body it is, and WHO makes the decisions about it would NEVER COME UP! And they would never, never, never quit talking about their labor! (Picture a man with a cold. Now magnify it. Bigger..... Bigger.... Muuch bigger...-There you go!) Thank you so much, I really needed a good laugh, and BOY! was this good! Bless your heart! }:>
2007-05-29 13:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by Ja'aj };> 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man can not get pregnant, because we don't have reproductive organ. Like the pregnant man on the television, only those kind of man can. She or can be consider a he got a sex change but did not remove her reproductive system so she can have a baby. Well one time this guy a real guy I mean went to a hospital and they found a baby inside him. I think because you know when he was born he have more of female hormone or something like that! So I guess it depends on the situation, but it's entirely possible!
2016-04-01 02:33:26 · answer #2 · answered by Jean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
01. It should now
02. It's called plastic surgery
03. We're wimps. Sue us.
04. FOTFL
05. Maybe not but abstinence would not be an option
06. You mean their not now?
07. Only with other men though.
08. Except for the Barbie twins
09. Dates? Forget it!
10. Instead of lunch cases?
11. FOTFLMAO
12. So?
13. You forgot peanut butter flavoured beer
14. As oppose to what?
Hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.
2007-05-29 01:17:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
15) What abt breast feeding?
16) What abt Periods?
17) what abt the place from where the child will come if not through caseran.
lol, than too star for u
2007-05-29 01:15:45 · answer #4 · answered by kumar v 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amen, Sister!
Women have the babies, because the men would be crying for their mommy with the first contraction.
Weaker gender, my foot!
2007-05-29 01:28:18 · answer #5 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whoo-hoo!
2007-05-29 01:10:35 · answer #6 · answered by nosycap9 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If us men were pregnant then we would experience the pain the women have when giving birth
2007-05-29 01:10:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry, i got a bit anotomical.. Did u mention where the child will come out from??? Lol
2007-05-29 01:12:41 · answer #8 · answered by Manu 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If men had to have babies the human race would become extinct.
2007-05-29 01:15:31 · answer #9 · answered by Death Girl Am 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha,May be true what you say. Just think we would all be thread people if men had babies.
2007-05-29 01:12:25 · answer #10 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋