Little Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbours. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home." I promise not to mention his
ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said," This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet.
Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good? The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd be f**ked if he needed to wear glasses"
2007-05-29 00:53:04 · 11 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!! Those Little Johnny jokes are always a doozy. Thanks for the laugh. Another star for you.
2007-05-29 09:33:46 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ღ♥Jeanene♥ღ♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny is requested by means of his trainer to mention a sentence, utilising the phrase "fascinate" Little Johnny steps up and says "I've received nine buttons on my coat however I can simplest FASTEN EIGHT!"
2016-09-05 15:17:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good old Johnny Come Lately joke But good & still funny.
Here is your star ;-)
2007-05-29 02:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god that joke was great you just me first hour computers class right now great i mean who needs to write a letter anyway. that gets a 9/10 definatly
2007-05-29 01:25:08 · answer #4 · answered by Potter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was simply hilarious! I love 'Little Johnny' jokes! LMFAO!!!
2007-05-29 01:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Liam,
Just loved it !
Still laughing over it !
Hugs,
Fran
2007-05-29 02:18:12 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-29 06:10:57 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good I'm still laughing
2007-05-29 00:59:07 · answer #8 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i just peed in my pants....thanks!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! that is funny as all getout, Irish. happy day:)
2007-05-29 01:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was good. you get a star !!!! :)
2007-05-29 01:02:31 · answer #10 · answered by Kumar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋