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alcohol related toasts to get folks to raise their glasses up clink em together and laugh at the punchline just before taking a big ole gulp of liquor

2007-05-21 09:45:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Entertaining

8 answers

Here's a stupid one my husband always drags out when he has had a little too much.
Here's to the heat.
Not the heat that brings the shanties down,
But to the heat that brings the panties down.
I can't believe I repeated that.

2007-05-22 21:13:28 · answer #1 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0 0

Hi there !! Here's an oldie but a goodie :) Here's 2 U here's 2 me forever friends we shall b if by chance U disagree then **** U & here's 2 me or how 'bout Bottom's up top's down after a few we switch it around !! *cocktail movie had a few good 1's also

2007-05-22 12:04:01 · answer #2 · answered by butterflyboussas 3 · 0 0

id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Best wedding toast.... May all your ups and downs be in the bedroom.

2007-05-21 16:54:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Here's to the breezes that blow through the treeses and blow the girls' skirts way above their kneeses, thank ya Jesus....*drink*

2007-05-21 16:54:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Alcohol is our "solution".

2007-05-21 16:48:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

here's to you here's to me and if we should ever disagree then **** you here's to me

2007-05-21 16:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by purple_deity 2 · 0 0

here's to you, and here's to me
and if ever we should disagree...
f*** you...here's to me!

2007-05-21 16:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by speakingofwitch 4 · 0 0

to drunk and drunker lol

2007-05-21 17:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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