Marvin and Dorothy are having dinner in celebration of their 75th wedding anniversary. Dorothy come us with the idea that they should meet in the nude for breakfast the following morning to celebrate their lover for each other.
When Dorothy awakes she finds Marvin has already prepared breakfast and is sitting at the table completely nude, reading his newspaper. He keeps reading as she begins to talk. "Marvin," she says "sitting here this morning, looking at you naked, makes my nipples as hot as the first time we made love"
At this Marvin looks up and says "Well Dorothy that is because the left one is in your oatmeal and the right one is in my coffee"
2007-05-18 22:20:20 · 6 answers · asked by blakereik 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ewwww! Funny and sad! 9/10!
2007-05-18 23:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost as good as if she came to the table naked and he asked, 'Dorothy, what are you wearing? By god, it sure looks like it needs ironing!'
2007-05-19 05:34:00 · answer #2 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny aaaaand Gross!
2007-05-19 05:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by Eriol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it .......ps have you got Dorothy,s number
2007-05-19 06:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaaha!! GROSS!!
2007-05-19 05:23:50 · answer #5 · answered by AnTon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! really good!
2007-05-19 05:22:58 · answer #6 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋