...and he decides he really needs a toilet stop. He drives into a small village and spots a pub with a horse tied up outside. He pulls over and heads straight into the loo. When he comes out he spots a large jar full of pound coins. "Whats that?" he asks. "Ah." says the barman "See that horse outside? Well you pay a pound and if you can make him laugh you can keep the jar.".
"OK" he says "I'll have a go." He pops his pound in, walks outside, whispers to the horse, horse starts laughing and he walks in and grabs the jar. The barman is struck dumb.
A year later the man is driving along and spots the pub again, the horse still outside laughing. He goes in and the jar is back, full with pound coins.
"What's the deal this time?" the mans asks.
"Well you remember you made the horse laugh a year ago? well it hasn't stopped since. Stop it laughing and the money is yours."
He nips outside whispers to the horse and it stops laughing. He walks back in and grabs the jar and goes to leave.
2007-05-18 22:14:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The barman says "Woah, woah. I wanna know how you made that horse laugh and why it's not laughing any more"
"Well, when I was here last year, I quietly told him that I had a bigger willy than him. When I went outside just then, I showed him it!"
2007-05-18 22:15:31 · update #1
hahah - not bad!!!
xx
2007-05-18 22:20:19 · answer #1 · answered by thumberlina 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you could't enforce a promise of a recent. What became the honor for his 'furnish' (what did he get from you)? if no longer something (the flights do no longer income him) then there is not any settlement. you're in a position to get better the wasted flight expenditure on the inspiration of misrepresentation.
2016-11-24 23:53:45 · answer #2 · answered by marcinko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you are so proud, I had to stop laughing too!
2007-05-22 11:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by Prudie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! Funny! lol! 9!
2007-05-18 23:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great cheers hee hee hee.
2007-05-18 22:35:44 · answer #5 · answered by really sodding nice r 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!
2007-05-18 22:23:00 · answer #6 · answered by Eriol 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awh nt 2 bad!
2007-05-18 22:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Naughty, naughty! LOL.
2007-05-19 12:57:24 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooh, big boy!
2007-05-18 22:17:28 · answer #9 · answered by pirate_princess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one!!!
2007-05-18 22:30:17 · answer #10 · answered by Just Me Returns 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋