A woman finds her husband sitting at the dinning room table in the middle of the night with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.
The husband pauses choked up. "Do you remember when your mother caught us behind the couch making love?" "Yes."
The husband continues..."Do you remember when she shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'" "I remember that too." she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today."
2007-05-18 22:01:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...shotgun wedding!
2007-05-18 22:04:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicely, I forgot. My hubby had to take me back to the actuality. i assume we've this place reversal ingredient going on. He loves plant existence and that i'm getting a 4' point for mom's day, wait...in keeping with hazard that become valentines day.
2016-12-29 12:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 8/10!
2007-05-18 23:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Poor Man! LOL. LOL.
2007-05-19 12:54:50 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny
2007-05-18 22:06:09 · answer #5 · answered by potaTorrents 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-05-18 22:04:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!.......AHAHAHAHAHA..........
2007-05-18 22:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by Eriol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋