of them stands up and says "Stranger before you do or say anything, let me tell you this. In this town we shoot first and ask questions after. You understand me?" The stranger looks up and one swift action draws his gun and shoots him dead. The saloon is silent as the stranger walks over leans over the man he has just shot and says.
"Do you know where the post office is?"
2007-05-18 21:41:08 · 19 answers · asked by Doodle 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke has been posted in loving memory of the brilliant irish comedian Dave Allen.
2007-05-18 21:56:45 · update #1
Mr Allen would be extremely proud to see his jokes still going and still raising a howl so have well deserved STAR
2007-05-18 22:08:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it thanks.8/10.
2007-05-22 01:13:26 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-05-18 21:58:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thas tha same as 1 i herd ages ago but it woz a pub and a donkey sori purti funi stil tho u can av a star
2016-05-17 08:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10!
2007-05-18 23:26:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. His talent is greatly missed.
2007-05-18 22:14:31 · answer #6 · answered by really sodding nice r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who did you have to shoot before you posted this?
I'm not telling.
2007-05-18 21:49:18 · answer #7 · answered by Humbug 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like that one alot. Another star from me!
2007-05-18 21:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good!!!! A star for making me giggle!!
2007-05-21 23:41:34 · answer #9 · answered by Missydee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one ....hahahahaa ....u deserve a star
2007-05-18 22:13:20 · answer #10 · answered by tsh_02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋