He couldn't get his knob out of the chicken!
2007-05-18 21:33:22 · 20 answers · asked by Doodle 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2007-05-18 21:36:35 · answer #1 · answered by tellitlikeitis 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
regrettably, the pervert could no longer even make it to the different fringe of the line. He pronounced "Hault!" to a vehicle crammed with youthful girls. He then proceeded to cause them to go out the vehicle, one by utilising one. He lined them up and asked all and sundry for his or her numbers, and insisted they strip. between the girls right away shouted " ****". He insisted that the bathing room wreck she needed to take might could wait...yet...the tractor trailer became too speedy for the undesirable pervert. He became overwhelmed into thousands and thousands of perverted products, and the girls right away recovered from such a devastating experience.
2016-11-24 23:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Optimist: the grass is greener on the other side.
Pessimist: because life sucks.
Realist: because life is hard and we can't always walk the same path.
Existentialist: because it wanted to.
Labour: because there are more jobs there
Riverside Cottage: because it was to be cooked with homegrown parsley and wild mushrooms.
2007-05-18 21:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Yeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
2007-05-19 01:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10 x
2007-05-18 21:59:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
sick,but very funny,that's unless your the chicken eh. lol
2007-05-20 23:21:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did it tickle the parson's nose?
2007-05-21 19:45:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty but funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-18 23:28:40 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to prove chicks are perverts !!
2007-05-18 21:39:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha, I was going to say because I was on the other side topless! But yours is better!
2007-05-18 21:46:13 · answer #10 · answered by 1sleepymama 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
hehehehehehehe !
the old ones are the best ;)
2007-05-18 21:41:20 · answer #11 · answered by weezyb 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋