TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"
"DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?"
"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER."
HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH."
"A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"
"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW."
2007-05-18 21:06:40 · 12 answers · asked by barz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
roflmao.. poor old men.. hilarious
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-05-18 21:27:02 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Great one, I have never heard that one before, 10/10 and a star of excellence to you.
2007-05-19 04:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by debray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww! Lawd! Hahahaha! Talk about an experience! LOL.
Great joke!
2007-05-19 19:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-05-19 04:48:12 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! This was a cool one, feel free to have a star.
2007-05-19 04:11:17 · answer #5 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-19 06:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
morning i laughing i will give you a star have a good day
2007-05-19 04:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by trishie23@btinternet.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny have a star
2007-05-19 05:09:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very..........Bewitching!!
2007-05-19 08:17:09 · answer #9 · answered by Phillybillywilly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, have not seen that one b4
2007-05-19 04:40:36 · answer #10 · answered by Pink Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋