A young boy goes to the zoo with his father. As
they are passing the elephant exhibit the
youngster looks over at the elephant. After a
few seconds he turns to his Dad and asks 'Dad,
what's that hanging down from the elephant?'
His father replies 'That's his trunk son.'
'No, no, Dad,' says the boy, 'at the back.'
'Oh, that's his tail' replies his father.
'No, Dad,' the boy says, 'Between his legs.'
The father looks over and replies 'That's his
penis, son.'
The young lad thinks about the answer for a
minute, and then says to his father 'Last week
Mommy told me that was nothing.'
'Well son,' replies his father, 'You have to
remember that your mother is a very spoiled
woman.'
2007-05-18 20:37:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
har har har dad must be well hung 9/10
2007-05-18 20:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-05-19 19:59:12 · answer #2 · answered by cherrypie71575 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so funny…a bit exaggerated of course but still funny!!! Here's a star for you!!!
2007-05-18 22:06:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good. 7/10
2007-05-18 20:50:35 · answer #4 · answered by marks_your_man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-05-18 23:27:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! That's hilarious.
And wishful thinking!
2007-05-18 20:50:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-05-18 22:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by aj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋