A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large BIC cigarette lighter.
The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?"
"A genie from a bottle granted me one wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
"Sure."
First guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one wish says the genie."
The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie and disappears.
A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and in come pouring in ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.
"I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch BIC?"
2007-05-18 20:06:34 · 9 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes... I agree... we should be very specific.
Once another guy was granted 3 wishes by the same genie. He asked for the best wine, best food and the best woman of the planet.
He got the best wine, spinach and Mother Teresa.
2007-05-18 20:13:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Girls, ever have to utter one of these lines?
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Ahhhh, it s cute.
Why don't we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Make it dance.
Can I paint a smiley face on it?
Wow, and your feet are so big.
It ' s OK, we'll work around it.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Oh no... a flash headache.
(giggle and point)
Can I be honest with you?
How sweet, you brought incense.
This explains your car.
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Why is God punishing me?
At least this won't take long.
I never saw one like that before.
But it still works, right?
It looks so unused.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Are you cold?
Only if you get me real drunk first.
Is that an optical illusion?
What is that?
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
Does it come with an air pump?
So, this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
I guess this makes me the early bird.
2007-05-19 03:11:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I'm a smoker, so it really tickled my funny bone!!
And I do have a BIC (standard size) lighter. LOL!!
DE
2007-05-20 18:51:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny joke its worth a star
2007-05-19 14:18:42 · answer #4 · answered by joelinn1974 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-19 07:03:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now, that's Disappointment! LOL. LOL.
2007-05-19 15:01:42 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol. That's messed up.
2007-05-19 19:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by whudafxup05 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
gee he should have stated what he wanted exactly
2007-05-19 03:18:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats 1 gud joke!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-19 03:14:36 · answer #9 · answered by alanna 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋