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There once was a man who decided he hated his life in the city, and that he was going to live in a nudist colony instead.

As he was a respected man, he decided it would be best for him to just say he was moving to New York. After a few months of naked bliss, he got a letter from his mother saying, "Dear son, as I have no recent photos of you, can you please send me the most recent one you have? Love, Mum."

Well, the man didn't have any photos of himself that didn't show him naked, so he decided to chop one in half and send just the top half. A few weeks later, he got a letter from his mum saying, "Thanks for the photo, and could you send another to your grandma?" And so he did, BUT...he made a mistake and sent her the wrong half. The man got really upset but then remembered his Gran's poor eyesight, and he decided it would be okay.

Two weeks later, he gets a letter back from his Gran saying: "Dear Jerry, I think your photo is great. But you really should change your hairstyle, as it makes your nose look too big."

2007-05-18 19:02:30 · 23 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

for those guys commented that i had i bad grammar yes am aware on that lol but it doesnt bothers me as long as you get the joke lmao.

2007-05-18 19:08:13 · update #1

23 answers

funny loke..lol..
and as for thoes who told you about grammer...forget them
you r funny, and i like (actually laugh) your jokes...
as u can notice my grammer is not that good either...

2007-05-18 19:23:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Great joke =D
LOL
Thank you for sharing it.

About the grammer issue...
Don't let it get to you too much.
The important thing to remembers, is that the reader gets the whole jist of the joke.

2007-05-18 19:44:46 · answer #2 · answered by bobster012000 2 · 0 0

Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so predictably funny…a bit exaggerated of course but still funny!!!
Here's a star for you!!!

2007-05-18 20:09:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol here's a star 10/10

2007-05-18 19:13:45 · answer #4 · answered by Hussein H 2 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

2007-05-19 00:04:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Funny is a slow way.

2007-05-18 19:33:33 · answer #6 · answered by Stanley W 3 · 0 0

Absolutely love it. Great one.

2007-05-18 19:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Aaaww! Poor Granny.......... but thank goodness for that failing eyesight, huh? LOL. LOL.

Good Joke! Thanks for the laugh!

2007-05-19 07:59:44 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

lmao.. quite hilarious.. i liked the joke

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

good one.. thanx for sharing

2007-05-18 19:11:54 · answer #9 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 4 0

loved it. Very very funny

2007-05-18 20:48:43 · answer #10 · answered by Poe B 3 · 0 0

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