In a big house the children slept on the ground floor while their parents slept on the first floor. Amongst the children was an eight year boy. Every night, he heard noises coming from their parents bedroom which used to last for a couple of hours.
One night he tip-toed up the internal staircase and gently opened the door to his parents bedroom.He was surprised to see his mother sitting astride his father's belly and jumping up and down, whilst his father groaning away.
Next day the boy asks his mother "mom why were you jumping on father's stomach, poor fellow was groaning away" The mother, taken by surprise retorded" you see, your father has so much gas in his stomach, that I was jumping on him to remove it." Out came the boy's retort Mummy, it's no use doing this ; because as soon as you leave for work in the morning our next door neighbour Susan comes and fills up all the air into him back again"
2007-05-18 18:50:43 · 16 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
am not bothred at all in grammar issues as long as you get the joke,wink!
2007-05-18 19:05:03 · update #1
Lovely joke!!! I laffed me fockin' ed off!!!
2007-05-18 20:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-10 08:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke. Poor grammar.
2007-05-18 19:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by lcmcpa 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have already read that joke months before.
It came from the site www.the-jokes.com.
2007-05-18 19:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but just a variation.
2007-05-18 19:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by Stanley W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh thank goodness for kids-they always telll the truth.
2007-05-18 18:57:52 · answer #6 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!!
2007-05-18 19:09:28 · answer #7 · answered by Eury Peima 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is messed up but still funny
2007-05-18 19:33:18 · answer #8 · answered by SouthParkRocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. kids.. whew! they can get u into real trouble
hahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-05-18 19:19:00 · answer #9 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-18 18:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋