A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you'velearned."
The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."
2007-05-18 18:20:30 · 13 answers · asked by Bhaskar 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL OMG that is soo funny, I can understand the difference between potential and reality now too LOL good one!
2007-05-18 19:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahahahaha!!! Ahahahahahahaha!!! Ahahahahahaha!!! OMG!! cant stop laughing!! Wow...
2007-05-19 01:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by Eury Peima 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!! Hey, Bhaskar! Was that kids name Johnny by any chance?
2007-05-19 01:40:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. that kid is a fast learner..
hahahahahahahahahhaha
good ones.. thanx for the laugh
2007-05-19 01:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-05-19 06:41:56 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome! I love it!
2007-05-19 01:55:59 · answer #6 · answered by Shawn L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-05-19 01:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by dre777 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep. LOL. LOL.
Good one!
2007-05-19 19:41:31 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG haha i luv it!
2007-05-19 01:46:20 · answer #9 · answered by *MaNgO* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe good one
2007-05-19 03:07:34 · answer #10 · answered by gorilon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋