Do you think any of them would survive, or would they all be dead within the first minute or two? Obviously just the thought of such an encounter would send Steven Segal shreiking for his trailor with the star on the door in fear. Just reading this question has Arnold and Sly both hiding under the Governers bed in terror.
2007-05-18 18:15:40 · 13 answers · asked by blogbaba 6 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
This question belongs in some fantasy catagory however, presuming that each individual is in the prime and that Chuck, Jet, Jackie, and Van Damme attacked Bruce together in that alley then Bruce would have no chance.
If they came at him one at a time while the others stood back maybe. But not all together.
As for Steven Seagal; in his prime he would have had a better chance against an all in brawl with those guys than Bruce. Not one of them is over 5' 10" tall while Seagal is 6' 4" and 190 lb. As a combat effective 7 dan Aikido Master he has trained to handle multiple attackers his whole career.
He is one of the highest graded, non-Japanese Aikido Masters in THE WORLD. Those guys who sling off at Seagal because he is now passed his prime aren't fit to wash Steven Seagals feet.
2007-05-18 21:30:13 · answer #1 · answered by Formo 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The question is irrelevant because Chuck Norris , Jet Li , Jackie Chan, and Jean Claude Van Damme have too much respect for Bruce Lee to "jump" him in an alley.
To put it another way, without Bruce Lee - the godfather of martial arts cinema - all of the others mentioned would still be teaching in dojos rather than making money from film/TV careers.
2007-05-18 18:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by Bael 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
jet li and jackie are the only two that would even has a chance of beating bruce 1 on 1 jet would have the best chance at all so if he had all them other guys helping him they might put bruce out it would be hard bruce could win maybe 1 out of 5 times if that happen bruce lee is the best of all time then jet li jackie might be 3rd or 5th but them 2 other two not so good but john claude would beat chuck anyday hey there all good but bruce and jet are on another level
2007-05-19 13:38:25 · answer #3 · answered by danny ray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believe jet Li is a 6 time Chinese champion he would be good against a 1970 version of Bruce. Jackie Chan would be slaped like a little girl and then he would start crying. van damn is a little girl and his dancing techniques would only cause lee to grow angry at the lack of challenge you presented him, chuck would be good against lee only because he had so much experience in martial arts, but if they all jumped him lee would die . he is good in the movies ,but he doesn't take on 2 of the best martial artist and 2 other guys and survive. .
2007-05-18 23:42:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all steven segal having attained the highest ever aikido ranking for an american is one of the few legit martial artists you mentioned. jean claude is a joke who couldnt fight his way out of an aa meeting and jet li is a stuntman who studied tai-chi probably with his grandma. in his prime c.norris would have given b. lee a tough time by himself but with j.chan bruce would have a slim chance.
2007-05-19 05:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by Jonathan V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok first this is a stupid question and as for chuck norris he got his *** kicked in by bruce lee. As for jackie chan his moves are all from theatrical arts school in hong kong. jet li would proubably be the best fight but because he has blackbelts in several forms. and as for van dam didnt some joe shmo knock his *** out in a strip club. segel fat *** couldnt beat bruce lee dead
2007-05-19 03:54:27 · answer #6 · answered by derek f 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All but one would be destroyed within 5 minutes or less. Jet Li would last 6.
I would love to see Segal and his butter rolls in it too.lol
2007-05-18 18:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by ♠ACEMAN♠ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha hahahahahahahaha,what an hilarious question,hmmmmmm yeah i suppose Bruce would flatten them all out in a minute or so,Superman could beat him though.
2007-05-18 22:39:15 · answer #8 · answered by thfcsydney 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris would just do one roundhouse kick and kill everyone in that alley in one fell swoop!
2007-05-18 18:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by The Ninja 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why would any of those people jump a dead guy?
2007-05-18 18:18:41 · answer #10 · answered by dark_knight_1735 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋