I won't catch Mormon, will I?
2007-05-18 15:26:56 · 17 answers · asked by Desiree 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A chocolate chip cookie or muffin baked by a molly mormon is undoubtedly the very best food on the planet. If you don't have diabetes yet, these babies will knock you blood glucose levels off the meter - But it's worth every delicious crumb.
These morsels of (or from) heaven are addictive. You'll need multiple sources to feed what will become a habit.
This why when you leave the church, you can't leave it alone...
2007-05-19 05:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by Dances with Poultry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead and eat the muffins, especially choc-chip muffins. Just because they are Mormons doesn't mean that they want to poison you with bad foods. I know Mormons who are very nice people, but they don't drink anything with caffeine.
2007-05-18 15:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you seriously asking this question? What if someone from another Christian denomination gave you choc-chip muffins? Would you catch their faith also? I don't think so. I think that the person was just trying to be nice. You can't catch a faith by taking something from someone. Only thing that you can catch from them is germs but it's not because they are Mormon, it's because they are human.
2007-05-18 15:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by akknaley 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sure...why not.
I'd be more worried about getting a muffin from the coffee shop....you don't know what those people working behind the counter have. You may catch something worse than "Mormon...."
2007-05-18 15:30:33 · answer #4 · answered by KS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't eat them because chocolate chip muffins don't taste very good to me. But if I DID like those kinds of muffins, I'd eat them!
2007-05-18 15:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by Iamnotarobot (former believer) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Catch Mormon? No the humor doesn't sail over my head it just wasn't that funny. Better luck next time.
2007-05-18 15:38:08 · answer #6 · answered by Ethan M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just pick out and eat the Choc-chips and leave the rest and you will be fine. lol.
2007-05-18 15:31:06 · answer #7 · answered by Lucius Shitface 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess you enjoy making jokes against mormons?
Do you like to jab as muslims as well?
Do you like to make racial slurs too?
How about school teachers? Let's see one about them.
In case you couldn't tell, I don't think you're funny. Learn a real joke that doesn't make you look childish - yeah childish. Like when you called some girl fat or stupid in middle school to make yourself seem cooler than them. Time to grow up. No one will do it for you.
2007-05-18 17:28:21 · answer #8 · answered by BigOnDrums 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully you will catch Mormon, because right now you're infected with the Moron disease. Stupid question.
2007-05-18 16:33:24 · answer #9 · answered by The Truth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, the humor sails over the heads of some people here.
Anyway, eat them so long as you don't have to enter a "free seminar" of theirs to get them.
2007-05-18 15:34:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋