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A 400-pound gorilla escaped from his enclosure and ran amok in a Rotterdam zoo today, biting one woman, dragging her around, and causing panic among dozens of visitors before he was finally subdued, officials and a witness said.

The Diergaarde Blijdorp zoo was evacuated and the 11-year-old gorilla, named Bokito said 'You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looking at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

2007-05-18 15:07:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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lol at the last part! :oD
You crack me up.

2007-05-18 15:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by Iamnotarobot (former believer) 6 · 0 0

Give a nager a fur coat, and he thinks he is King Kong.

2007-05-18 15:24:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Maybe he needs Ritalin.

2007-05-18 15:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0 0

He was tranquillized by dart and put back in his habitat

2007-05-18 15:20:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he was just monkeying around

2007-05-18 15:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by jivesucka 6 · 1 0

YO YO...MY BROTHER.

2007-05-18 15:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 0 0

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