Showing up to my nieces class to pick her up. I'm not in shape, have beer belly and am very uncoordinated. I tripped on the mat, went head first into some of the kids warming up, and ripped the crotch out of my jeans. She doesn't speak to me anymore, let alone let me pick her up.
2007-05-18 14:39:00
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answered by Boof 3
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I was a lower belt in a Shotokan class and was asked to warm people up with stretches. Felt great having those who had taken or taught this style for years following my routine. I got alot of impressed looks when I went for the splits, which most could not do and then lied forward with my chest on the ground and my hand crossed behind my back. "Top of the world Ma!" LOL. My belly had been making noise but I didn't pay it any mind til I went into side splits to one side and the other. For some reason the gas just built up and I had tried to cover the little "leaks" but had little success. When it came to the final split it was like a whoopi cushion and the echo from the small dojo with a wooden floor was unmistakable as "Nausious Gasious"! Yah, those were the days! LOL
2007-05-19 01:54:49
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answered by focalpoint41 1
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I was Point Sparring at a Tournament. When the judges where explaining the rule to the participants, I asked about face contact. They said no face contact. The second guy I was fighting was pretty easy, but the judges weren't calling any of my points, which gets me frusterated. I ended up chasing this kid as he was running away from me and I saw that his forehead was open. I started a chain of Wing-Chun-like punches as he was falling backwards. I popped him in the face three times and gave him a bloddy nose as well as a cut under his eye. I went on to win the fight, but I was amazed that I wasn't D.Q.ed.
2007-05-19 11:52:37
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answered by Kuntawista 3
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Mine happened a long time ago when I was still young and full of it. I was into JKD and was demonstrating a JKD side kick on a punching bag to a bunch of easily overawed and impressionable guys. At first the straight side kick to the middle went fine, but when I executed a higher kick to simulate a right side kick to the head after they requested it, my standing left foot slipped on the smooth wooden floor which was slicked with my sweat and I slammed face down right in front of my surprised audience, the worst part was, the slam to the floor also hit me in the solar plexus, so I went for a minute going.."Huh huh huh huh" coz I couldn't breathe and was trying to overcome the muscle spasms my belly was going thru and I looked like I was gonna vomit. Needless to say, I have sworn off ever doing any fancy high kicks again.
2007-05-19 01:02:47
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answered by Shienaran 7
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When I was having sparring training during Taekwondo lessons, I did a double kick but fell to the ground on my back infront of all the others.
2007-05-19 02:17:26
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answered by Anonymous
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In the middle of Muay Thai sparring I noticed this hot girl walking through the gym. I took my eyes off my partner for a second & he clocked my on the nose with a right hook & bloodied it up.
2007-05-19 15:13:41
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answered by scorpion187us 4
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lol. I was doing a spinning snap kick and i fell straight on my back when training
2007-05-19 01:09:26
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answered by Anonymous
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the most embarasing moment is on this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KqUHQzyHFs
at 1:55
2007-05-19 06:06:46
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answered by Anonymous
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my most weird moment in that i just joining it i sucked!
2007-05-18 21:35:02
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answered by undertaker dead man walking 3
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