witty answers most welcome! :)
2007-05-18 14:25:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am sure it makes his skin crawl-- oh wait, he doesnt have skin.
Maybe it hurts his backbone-- oh wait he doesn't have a backbone.
Maybe he cries, wait.....no....yah he cries.
Praise Jesus, for we know that He has the victory!
2007-05-18 14:48:22 · answer #1 · answered by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just as ticked as the Easter Bunny gets when you call him Chicken F***er
2007-05-18 21:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by Mega 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Naw, I was married to him for 7 1/2 years.. trust me, I've called him worse things ;)
2007-05-18 21:40:12 · answer #3 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever hear the expression "Damned if you do, damned if you don't"?
Satan gets ticked at us whether we call him His Infernal Majesty or Dumbell!
2007-05-18 21:34:54 · answer #4 · answered by MNL_1221 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but he gets ticked when you call the name Jesus
2007-05-18 21:31:48 · answer #5 · answered by Prof Fruitcake 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i think he gets ticked off when we don't give him credit for anything.... or when we share the gospel with someone and they accept Jesus as their savior.... or when people are praising God and the Light is shining so brightly around them that his darkness has to flee.....
2007-05-18 23:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by livinintheword † 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, Beeze, where's the payoff on that soul I sold you? I'm repossessing it if you don't pay up by the end of the month.
2007-05-18 21:32:02 · answer #7 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
James 2:19
I perfer not to think about the "old serpent".
2007-05-18 23:38:16 · answer #8 · answered by robert p 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan, girly prince of the prissy underworld...
Well nothing is happening, so I guess it's not real...
2007-05-18 21:32:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who that punk saTan.
He ONLY attacks when he loses, he tries to scare, I just kick him out of my house in the street:)
2007-05-18 21:47:28 · answer #10 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋