He's watching his flock when this limousine pulls up. Guy in an expensive suit gets out and says "If I can guess how many cows you have, will you give me one?" and the rancher says "ok".
Guy gets on his cell phone, makes a call, waits a few minutes, and says "183". Rancher says "that's right" and the guy grabs an animal and starts to get into the car. Rancher says "hold on. I want a chance to win him back. If I can tell you what you do for a living, will you give him back?" and the guy says ok.
Rancher immediately says "You are a politician." Guy is dumbfounded but says "that's right, how did you know?"
"It was simple. You came out here where you weren't invited. You charged me for telling me something I already knew, and you obviously don't know anything about ranching."
"Now gimme back my dog."
2007-05-18 13:29:22 · 6 answers · asked by open4one 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
by the way.... he was a sheepherder.
2007-05-18 14:42:57 · update #1
hahahahahahahahah. That was the best laugh I had tonight. Thanks.
2007-05-18 14:16:55 · answer #1 · answered by billy brite 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-05-18 13:31:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Smart one, was he? LOL.
2007-05-18 16:28:59 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...LOL
2007-05-18 13:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA LOL
2007-05-18 13:39:45 · answer #5 · answered by Steven T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahehehehohohoahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-18 13:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by fallen angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋