she forgot to take the tissues out of the box!
2007-05-18 13:06:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funnee
i could do this all day
want to hear something really funny?
a brunette gets her hair died blonde....
2007-05-18 13:38:07 · answer #1 · answered by MrFlibble 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2007-05-18 19:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by vanessa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was born together with blonde hair so i think i look fine thats the way i actually was born
2017-01-16 21:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by Carole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 8/10.
2007-05-18 13:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont they get that new ignore button quick so that I can use it on questions like this one.
You should get a violation for that terrible joke.
Yuk
2007-05-18 13:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for me it depends upon the girl. Like I might notice a girl with black hair as well as think she is totally hot however see a girl with blond tresses that is meh and vice versa.
2017-02-25 13:15:47 · answer #6 · answered by Susan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Size K you say.
2007-05-18 15:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny not, you resist you only Jealous, because you look like you been on a crack weekend
2007-05-18 13:11:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
please everyone knows all blonds have big boobs why would she need the tissues
2007-05-18 13:15:35 · answer #9 · answered by tish the bi@ch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...
Too right...
I am not anti-blond btw!
2007-05-18 13:11:56 · answer #10 · answered by Badgerer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋