I onley got $3/hr. any government welfare can help?
2007-05-18 12:18:10 · 13 answers · asked by illegal_pendejo_boy 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Another Troll folks, do not feed the Trolls.
2007-05-18 12:28:12 · answer #1 · answered by Rabid Frog 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just hide in the Men's room at Walmart and use a sink & sponge for a bath. When you're hungry, snatch a banana off the produce stand, and when you're sleepy, camp out behind the toilet paper forts like Chuck Manjione did. If anybody tries to ask you what you're doing, just make a confused face and say "Que? Que?" over and over again. If you're lucky, they'll put two and two together, tag you with a sedative dart and chain you to the Customer Service Desk... in which case, you're hired little buddy! Walmart has a running deal with the immigration agents; they get free slacks if they zip their lips! Sure, some of the more honest officials hold out for an X-Box, but it's usually all insured and a win/win situation for all parties concerned. Unfortunately, when you get old, instead of retiring, they grind you up in the deli and sell you as hamburger meat, but that's just being the model of Capitalism for you!
2007-05-18 19:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by Pledge_or_Die 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Don't worry be happy "Z" means zero like in no accountability, no problem. Our Senate in action led by Reid, Kennedy, Byrd, McCain Unions, and other losers all they want is votes and members what a joke. Now is the time for a good 3rd party
2007-05-18 19:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by retired_afmil 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You pay for it over 8 years (that's about 50 bucks a month), but get it immediately. Once you're legal, you'll have to be paid at least minimum wage, plus overtime.
Enjoy.
2007-05-18 19:22:48 · answer #4 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You can come to me for the money after you re construct my whole house.
2007-05-18 19:46:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tyson Food hires illegals
2007-05-18 19:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by WilljClinton 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Yes, this is another troll, do not feed the trolls
2007-05-18 19:51:00 · answer #7 · answered by jean 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a loan... Many financial institutions issue loans esp if you've been banking with them for a long period of time..
2007-05-18 19:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by Redeemed 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Go home and come back legally.Maybe your goverment will give you the money.Why should we???
2007-05-18 19:24:42 · answer #9 · answered by pretzgolf 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thesameway you got money for the coyote and the cars and the xbox.
2007-05-18 19:27:56 · answer #10 · answered by DAR 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋