Clyde died in a fire and was burnt badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent. Clem went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said, "Yup, he is burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolls him over and Clem looks and says, "Nope that aint Clyde."
The mortician thought that was strange.
Then he brought Zeke in to identify the body, Zeke looked and said, "Well he is burnt very bad, Roll him over,"
So the mortician rolled him over,and Zeke looked down and said, "No that aint Clyde."
The mortician bewildered asked, "How can you tell?"
Zeke says, " Well , Clyde had two a**holes."
"What? he had two a**holes?" says the mortician.
"Yup," Clem and Zeke reply.
"Everyone in town knew he had two a**holes."
"Every time, we went to town, folk would say, "Here comes Clyde with them two a**holes."
2007-05-18 12:08:44 · 18 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow thats hilarios thnx u got me 2 laugh
2007-05-18 12:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! That is sooo Bad, but so Funny! LOL.
2007-05-19 00:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just rolled off my chair in a state of giggles...
Thank-you for that...
Really.
2007-05-18 19:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by Badgerer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, now that got me to laugh tonite have a *
2007-05-18 19:13:23 · answer #4 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA.... CLEM + ZEKE = two @&$ hole!!!
funny!!!!
2007-05-18 19:14:49 · answer #5 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i was a toilet
they only have to deal with one a hole at a time
2007-05-18 20:13:23 · answer #6 · answered by tish the bi@ch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Thats so funny.
2007-05-18 19:14:16 · answer #7 · answered by HotHipsOfShakira 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke!!!!
2007-05-18 19:53:55 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THey both had the same answer.
2007-05-18 19:20:58 · answer #9 · answered by TeEn_usa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha LOLOLOLOLOLOL!....hahahaha!..damn funny joke!...hahahaha!
2007-05-18 19:58:27 · answer #10 · answered by reasonz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋