There was a lady sitting in her husbands boat reading.The boat contained all of his fishing equipment.
So a police pull over,"Sorry missus, i will have to fine you for fishing."said the policeman.
"Why? i ain't doing anything?"
"Yes,but you have the equipment to."
"Fine if you fine me, I will charge you with sexual harrasment!"
"Why? I didn't do anything?"
"True, but you have the equipment to!"
2007-05-18 11:47:26 · 21 answers · asked by Mickey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol so funny!!
2007-05-18 12:13:14 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥~Nay~♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke contains sadistic vengeful counteractions to the unjust judicial system that society has come to understand. With the media perpetually reporting instances of police abusing their powers and several cases of sexual harassment upon women since time began, this limerick encompasses the notion that society and, more relevant to this joke, women also have the ability and wit to retaliate against the officers who abuse innocent. It is also a testament to the ineffectiveness of the phrase "Innocent until proven guilty" which, in my opinion, is utterly untrue in reality. Thank you very very much for posting the joke, I take these kind of things very seriously, especially since I was once was the proud owner of a reasonably sized dinghy boat. Salute
2007-05-18 19:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey Mickey Mouse stop making inappropiate and hella funny jokes, you get a star from me.
2007-05-18 19:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by 000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scale 1-10 i give it an 11
2007-05-18 18:50:07 · answer #4 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got a good laugh! It rates an 8.
2007-05-18 18:51:12 · answer #5 · answered by Pandora 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!
Quit begging for stars.
If the joke is good, people will give you a star. What are they good for, anyway?
DE
2007-05-20 19:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dude but the joke wasn't that funny.
2007-05-18 18:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by chaosx_zero 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was great.
Nice 1.
2007-05-19 09:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasn't as good a your Micheal Jackson avatar! Now that was good!
2007-05-19 03:11:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny
2007-05-18 21:08:21 · answer #10 · answered by Lights Out #3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, i like it
2007-05-18 19:56:03 · answer #11 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋