A child went up to his teacher and told her he found a dead cat. "How do you know it's dead?" asked his teacher. "Because I pissed in it's ear, and it didn't wake up." Replied the child. "You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed. "You know, I went pppssssttt, in it's ear, and it didn't wake up!"
2007-05-18 11:37:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a REALLY GOOD cute joke. Thanks for the 'free laugh' ... I'll tell my husband that joke when we are out to dinner tonight ... he'll laugh too.
2007-05-18 11:46:25 · answer #1 · answered by Kris L 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 13:29:10 · answer #2 · answered by deparvine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny. 8/10.
2007-05-18 11:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats cute and funny nice 10/10 heres a star
2007-05-18 13:31:04 · answer #4 · answered by Hussein H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that is so random. 8/10 rating great
2007-05-18 11:55:28 · answer #5 · answered by chaosx_zero 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute!!
but still disturbing and wrong in so ways but cute :P
2007-05-18 12:36:24 · answer #6 · answered by lollypop8493 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute! Good one.
2007-05-18 11:52:38 · answer #7 · answered by Pandora 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute!!! but in a way disturbing
poor kitty haha
2007-05-18 11:41:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute indeed... children are always cute.
2007-05-18 11:59:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhh funny and cute
2007-05-18 20:02:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋