a man gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. "Sorry Officer!" says the man "but i just stole this car and im trying to get away safely." "This car is stolen?" says the cop. "yes sir. i had to beat an old lady with a gun to get this car." "you beat an old lady with a gun?!" the cop says. "Ya, her body is in the trunk and the gun is in the glove department, next to all my weed!" "OK son, stay there, i need to call for back up." so 5 mins later, back up comes and the chief cop says,"excuse me sir, i need to see the inside of your trunk, the glove department, and your license and registration." "um sure. whats the problem?" says the man and does as hes told. there is no body in the trunk, no weed or weapon in the glove department, and he has all the papers for the car, it was his. "hmm. my officer just said the car was stolen and you put a lady in the trunk and there was a gun and weed in the glove department" "WHAT? that *****. i bet he said i was speeding too" and drove away safely."
2007-05-18 11:33:01 · 12 answers · asked by danny 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that was a good one you get a star
2007-05-18 11:41:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
XD that is pretty funny...as long as Jamacans don't get upset.... (he he to the person who said it about Italians- i think it would be just as good for an Italian accent)
2016-05-17 04:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-18 11:44:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
sneaky little dude
2007-05-18 13:02:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Hahahaha
2007-05-18 12:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a classic, i heard that one 20 years ago...
2007-05-18 11:37:17 · answer #6 · answered by ogg08 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol it's a classic, but a good one.
2007-05-18 11:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by persononhere444 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Oldie, but goodie!
2007-05-18 17:42:40 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke!!
2007-05-18 11:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by Irish chick*a*dee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious! you get a star!
2007-05-18 11:48:58 · answer #10 · answered by Squeeb 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋