IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren
2007-05-18 11:19:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought that joke was pretty good. Some of the responses are waaaaaay too serious. MERCY!
2007-05-18 11:48:22 · answer #1 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Consider this when i say i work
In prison: your reputation will be ruined forever, you don't get pay, people don't care about you, you could be staying with murders and freaks of nature and cry babes that scream saying i didn't do anything wrong, prisons are almost always dirty (so a toilet with pee on it is nothing compared to prison)
In Work: Pay at the end of your shift/month, be with people you might be willing to work with, can make friends, special events at work can be fun, can eat out and meet with family / friends, good behavior can equal pay raise and promotions.
2007-05-18 18:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by chaosx_zero 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are at work to make Money. More Money than you would in Jail.
You choose to get up to go to work.
You can call in sick and not show up.
You have the freedom to go out for lunch.
You have contact with whomever you want.
You're free to go as you please.
You can quit anytime.
You don't have anybody watching over you 24 hours a day.
You don't have to worry about dropping your soap in the shower.
You can dress how ever you want.
And a bunch more others ...I THink I rather work lol
2007-05-18 18:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by Curiously 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll take work over prison any day...I like my freedom on the weekend...and even though it sometimes feels like you take it in the a** at work I am sure it's much worse in prison.
2007-05-18 18:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by JT-24 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just knowing that I would be able leave after a certain time each day would make me choose work. Plus I get to earn money and do thing I like to do. I'd rather not have to protect my cornhole from bubba, if you get my drift.
2007-05-18 18:23:31 · answer #5 · answered by caii_it_karma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freedom.
2007-05-19 00:45:31 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I work at a prison so I plead the fifth!
2007-05-18 18:41:32 · answer #7 · answered by CR23 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did time in prison.
I choose work.
I just got out in Dec 14, 2006
Prison sucks
2007-05-18 18:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by THE BEAUTIFUL LAURA 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its not funny sorry.
you forgot to mention though in prison you get *** raped by the wrong people thats a good enough reason for me to not go.
2007-05-18 18:23:53 · answer #9 · answered by Big Head 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's good but u forget something
u stay all day in prison
but at work time is limited
so choice is yours
2007-05-18 23:16:15 · answer #10 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋