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A guy with a speech impediment --- he stutters – gets a job selling books door-to-door.
On his first day, the sales manager gives him some books and sends him out and a five o’clock the salesman returns with all receipts, no books.
The second day, the sales manager loads him up with more books than the firs day and sends him out. The salesman, returns at five o’clock with all the receipts, no books.
This goes on for a few days, and the sales manager calls him in and says, “This is truly amazing,” “In a few days you have sold more books than my top salesman does in a week. What’s your sales pitch?”
“W-w-well,” says the salesman, “I s-s-say, ‘D-d-do, y-y-you w-w-want t-t-to b-b-buy a b-b-b-book or d-d-do y-y-you w-want m-me t-to r-read it t-to y-you?

2007-05-18 11:12:54 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

Dear Socrates,

I've given the 11th star to your atrocious joke!

Keep it up!

2007-05-18 18:13:53 · answer #1 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0 0

Funny! 100!

2016-05-17 04:48:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

That's funny--read this.

While working heavy machinery, a mute man had half his ring finger cut off. Later, as an older man, he worked as a cashier in a tool\retail store. When a lady came up to purchase something, she asked, "How much is this?" He, being a mute, held up 3 fingers (one being his ring finger)to show that it was three dollars. She handed him $2.50.
It was embarrassing when the man saw me laughing.

2007-05-18 11:41:11 · answer #3 · answered by simplypsycho 4 · 3 0

Brilliant! I love that one.

He could sell books to the blind! Terrific!

Just long enough!

Top marks.

2007-05-18 13:32:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

2007-05-18 11:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

HAHA, made me laugh uncontrollably! Star!

2007-05-18 15:01:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's terrible! But awesome!

2007-05-18 11:16:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lmfao!!!
that was funny as heck!
hahahahahahahaha
10/10 +star
good one! =]

2007-05-18 11:37:36 · answer #8 · answered by bubbles07 3 · 0 0

ha ha

2007-05-18 11:20:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

funny

2007-05-18 11:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by natjan95 2 · 0 0

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