In their wallets? Safe deposit boxes? Mattresses?
Where would you keep such a prized possession?
2007-05-18 10:37:08 · 20 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-05-19 08:27:43 · update #1
Given the facial expression of your typical televangelist, I'm going to say it's up the ***.
2007-05-18 10:40:55 · answer #1 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Kidneys
2007-05-18 17:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's surgically implanted in the chest cavity. That's why "Let the Lord into Your Heart" isn't a metaphor; it's a codeword.
The ones who carry many such cards usually have one of their brain lobes removed, and the card dispenser installed there. That's why Jesus is depicted with a crown of thorns: he had a lobotomy.
2007-05-18 17:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I keep mine in my Arctic Cookbook.
Right next to the recipe for "Penguin Shepherd Pie"
Yummy.
2007-05-19 07:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The free part is that it was paid in full by Jesus- we have to repent and turn from our sins too. If we did not do that it would be cheap grace.
2007-05-18 17:48:29 · answer #5 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, where would I get one of those? No fair, I was never given one!
I would have it surgically implanted in my skull. Definitely. Then, I'd always have heaven on my mind. Cheesy, I know.
2007-05-18 17:43:34 · answer #6 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I had to keep one, I would keep it in my heart. But thank God I dont have to keep one. God already knows who I am. And even when I dont want to know him, I am his.
2007-05-18 18:00:54 · answer #7 · answered by snow_woman_007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right next to their "Get Out of Hell Free Card".
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2007-05-18 20:08:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not quite the same thing, but these seem to work...
http://www.thisistrue.com/goohf.html
2007-05-18 17:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there isn't a free card to heaven. you need to repent and make things right with GOD and live for him
2007-05-18 17:44:47 · answer #10 · answered by someone who loves jesus 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋