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Calmness in Our Lives

I am passing this on because it DEFINITELY works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off 23 Bud Lights, a bottle of Absolute, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have NO idea how freaking good I feel!!! What a great way to inner peace!

2007-05-18 10:30:09 · 7 answers · asked by Paint Pony 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

LOL You scared me for a minute!
I thought you meant work stuff! Whew! Now I've got to finish that bottle of Prozac just to get over the scare!

A 10+ out of 10 and a Star!
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2007-05-18 10:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0 0

a very valueless man or woman will constantly be the pauper. existence is a game, a pause is sufficient and its over. Values are demanded from start to dying, interior the experience in each and each thing you do in existence. it may in no way be taken under consideration as something as blessed or cursed (wealthy or undesirable). Values come alongside with dealing with the existence, that's named residing. A corpse is properly worth while in comparison with a man or woman without values.

2017-01-10 07:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by laseter 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Dr. Phil is annoying but does make some good points!

2007-05-18 10:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

I see a whole SAMS sized package of donuts.

Gee, let me finish...........

2007-05-18 10:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by soulflower 7 · 0 0

Loved it!

2007-05-18 10:35:05 · answer #5 · answered by NeonLoveChicken 3 · 0 0

haha

2007-05-18 10:41:42 · answer #6 · answered by latina&hearts! 3 · 0 0

love it!

2007-05-18 10:41:26 · answer #7 · answered by snezana9 2 · 0 0

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