2007-05-18 07:55:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess Im looking for less of a joke and more like a funny saying
2007-05-18 08:01:29 · update #1
no matter how good a woman looks, there's a guy out there that's sick of putting up with her crap.
2007-05-18 07:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by bmuel11 4 · 6⤊ 4⤋
-The wife and I used to love to go clubbing. Unfortunately, now that we're older, the baby seals are harder to catch.
-3 cartons of Marlboros, 6 fifths of Bacardi, 2 Kilos of Cocaine, A garbage bag full of Weed, and 1000 rounds of .45 Ammunition. Who knew planning a "Goodbye Hunter S. Thompson" party would be so expensive?
-My neighbor asked me to watch his dog over the weekend, but it was so hyper, so I took it to the vet and asked if there was anything that could put him to sleep. I can't wait to pick him up for my neighbor on Monday.
2007-05-18 15:43:23 · answer #2 · answered by chevyinthedark2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When I was in school we had a moment of silence each morning. I never knew I was supposed to pray, I just thought the teacher was trying to prove to us that we could all stand still with our mouths shut for 30 seconds.
2007-05-18 14:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by jimapalooza 5 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9. (7, 8, 9).
2007-05-18 15:00:49 · answer #4 · answered by It's Just My Opinion 4 · 2⤊ 5⤋
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of divorce.
2007-05-18 15:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by yahoo!Answers addict 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
okay, I'll say just that. the funniest one liner and get the most thumbs up.
2007-05-18 15:00:40 · answer #6 · answered by Merri 3 · 3⤊ 6⤋
George W Bush: "Most of our imports come from abroad"
2007-05-18 15:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by SP 1 · 2⤊ 4⤋
if at first you dont succede then you wouldnt be good at skydiving
2007-05-18 19:28:14 · answer #8 · answered by Santa likes milf with his cookies 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take my wife.... please!
(with apologies to the late Henny Youngman)
2007-05-18 14:59:42 · answer #9 · answered by Randy 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋
He who laughs last thinks slowest
2007-05-18 15:13:41 · answer #10 · answered by Robin J. Sky 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋