Once there was a preacher's wife who went into a bakery and asked the butcher what the daily special was. He said it was the "damn ham."
She immediately started yelling at the top of her lungs.
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT I'M THE PREACHER'S WIFE!"
The butcher was totally taken back by this while he whimpered, "Oh, no ma'am it's called the 'damn ham.'" She bought one of the hams.
Later that day when the preacher got home he smelled the ham cooking and asked his wife what it was. She replied that it was the "damn ham." He also immediately started yelling at the top of his lungs.
"HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I'M THE PREACHER!"
She was also taken back by this and whimpered that it was the "damn ham."
At dinner that night they were eating dinner with their kids and they, too, asked what this delicious meal was. Their father (the preacher) said that it was the "damn ham."
Their son was quite happy with this. In fact he said, "That's the spirit, Dad, now pass the F******g potatoes."
2007-05-18 06:40:11 · 26 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that was good. Keep em coming cowboy. lol.
2007-05-18 06:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Learn from Joseph.
2016-05-22 08:21:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good. . sounds like our dinner table talk...another 10....
i asked the butcher if he had a sheeps head and he said, "no its the way i part my hair"
2007-05-18 06:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
2007-05-18 06:54:54 · answer #4 · answered by Eury Peima 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2007-05-18 06:54:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one again cowboy 10/10
2007-05-18 10:16:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ham schmam cowboy !
2007-05-18 06:47:38 · answer #7 · answered by laurence c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-05-18 06:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by Cassandra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish you for many more stars!
2007-05-18 08:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, you got a star from me that was hilarious
2007-05-18 07:24:23 · answer #10 · answered by Reese Cup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋