What if the person who wrote the Bible was Dyselexic, and it wasnt almighty God people were meant to worship but the almighty Dog?
Cos quite frankly i find the idea of a dog much more plausible and a lot more enjoyable.
Who agrees with me?
2007-05-18 06:29:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Infallible?
Wihout error?
Who are you kidding?
It starts with Adam and Eve being created at the same time
Then goes on and changes it's mind by saying that Eve was created later from one of Adams ribs!!!
And thats only one example!
infallible my ar$e!!!
2007-05-18 06:36:19 · update #1
If God can create the universe he can guide the hands of the men he chose to write down his word. The Bible is infallible, without error, and directly God inspired.
2007-05-18 06:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by stakekawa 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
In order for your hypothesis to be true, the Scriptures will have had to be written by one human author and penned in the English language.
1) The Bible, while it does have only one Divine Author, has many Inspired human authors and editors, penning the books over a period of thousands of years.
Please elaborate and tell me which of these many human authors is the dyslexic one, and please provide the Bible citation you believe to be the source of your dog-worship hypothesis
2) Historical fact shows that the original Bible manuscripts were penned in Ancient Hebrew, some Greek, and a little Aramaic.
Even if one Bible author actually did suffer from dyslexia, the Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic words for "god" would not have resulted in "dog".
Quite frankly, your hypothesis is atrocious.
2007-05-19 11:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by Daver 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my opinion, god didn't guide the human 100% when writing the bible.
God gave the info and wanted man to spread the message;
so the humans might missunderstood a little since getting info telepathicly can be quite missunderstandable and hard to get exact.
Many things are corrupt in christianity and it doesn't matter what you do as long as you follow the main points in most belief's: "love, live, and feel yourself to the truth"
-Oh, no cat-bashings are allowed either since cat's are too cute.
2007-05-18 14:04:56 · answer #3 · answered by Ichmír Alanròth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God loves you anyway.Psalms 8:4-9 What is man that you are mindful of him,and the Son of man (Jesus) that you care for him?You made him a little lower than the heavenly beings and crowned him with glory and honor.You made him ruler over the works of your hands;you put everything under his feet.All flocks and herds,and the beasts of the Field,the birds of the air,and the fish of the sea,all that swim the paths of the seas.Oh Lord Oh Lord how majestic is your name in all the earth!!!
2007-05-18 13:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by God is love. 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hmmm you might have a point there!
I must say my chocolate Labrador is worshiped in this house!
2007-05-18 13:43:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Except it wasn't written in English...
In Hebrew god is spelt Yahweh, not sure what other words in hebrew it might be close to if mispelt!
2007-05-18 13:32:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
the bible was written by man.hence,it is mans word and not the word of gods.?
2007-05-18 14:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by earl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By saying "the person who wrote the Bible", you have demonstrated you know nothing on the subject.
Please go do your homework, then we can dialogue .....intelligently.
2007-05-18 13:35:44 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
'In the original texts'
2007-05-18 13:38:03 · answer #9 · answered by : 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol mate hahaha
2007-05-18 13:32:15 · answer #10 · answered by Tower Of Strength 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋