TWO WAYS TO LOOK AT IT!
A man and wife were sitting at a table at his high school reunion,
and he kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat
alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," He sighed, "she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since."
"Good grief!" says his wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
2007-05-18 06:19:28 · 22 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What was a great loss to the old girlfriend was also the great loss of the wife!
Congrats for your gaining 8 stars!
2007-05-18 08:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HahaHahah Thats Funny
2007-05-18 07:15:49 · answer #2 · answered by PePpEr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2007-05-18 07:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by SoccerClipCincy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey... you have changed the original joke.
When I heard it for the first time it was the boy friend who was 'celebrating'...
True feminist hmmm... LOL
2007-05-18 07:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh... poor husband. That must have lowered his ego quite a bit! LOL
2007-05-18 06:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by princess526_2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly disgusting and slightly amusing at the same time
2016-05-22 08:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch i liked that one 10/10
2007-05-18 10:04:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohh this is funny i like that one soo funny
2007-05-18 08:27:25 · answer #8 · answered by Myloveforyouisendless 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Love it!
2007-05-18 06:56:09 · answer #9 · answered by Eury Peima 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic, that's his ego well and truly flattened.
2007-05-18 06:36:02 · answer #10 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋