Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."
Pilot - "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land ... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."
And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
2007-05-18 05:57:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as Hell everything has shifted."
From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.
2007-05-18 06:01:41 · update #1
Now that was something to share...thanks.....
2007-05-18 07:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the last the best...choosing btwn ur shildren...very hilarious
2007-05-18 13:14:19 · answer #2 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i love the last one!!!! decide which one you love more lol
2007-05-18 13:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by peach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
goooooooooooooood one
2007-05-18 13:02:57 · answer #4 · answered by Blade 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-05-18 14:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by SoccerClipCincy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋