Dave was down his local when a beautiful girl walked in. The pub was full and there was only one place to sit – next to Dave. Always the friendly guy, Dave decided to strike up a conversation with his pretty new neighbour. But as soon as he said, “Hello, Miss...” she turned to him and screamed at the top of her lungs, “WHAT KIND OF A PERSON DO YOU THINK I AM, YOU PERVERT!?!?”
This caught him off guard, and all of his friends in the pub were glaring at him for supposedly trying to molest this newcomer. He slouched down as far as he could on his stool, and looked down at what he knew would be his last drink in the pub in a long time.
After a few minutes of awkwardness the lady said to Dave, “I'm sorry if I scared or embarrassed you. I'm a Psychology student and I'm doing a study on what happens to an innocent person when they are falsely accused of something in public. Please don't take it personally. We're friends, right? Shake hands?”
Dave looked at her and yelled out, “A THOUSAND QUID FOR A NIGHT? ARE YOU CRAZY!?!?”
2007-05-18 05:34:26 · 16 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A quid is another for a english pound.
2007-05-18 05:44:32 · update #1
A totally unexpected finish very good, thanks for the laugh................have a STAR
2007-05-18 06:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by The Woman Behind the Man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-05-18 14:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by SoccerClipCincy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. The Americans are so insular. I mean we know what the slang terms for a dollar are. Greenback, Buck etc.
2007-05-18 13:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by Tracker 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I can't believe you told everybody the night we first met. lol. No hard feelings, eh.
2007-05-18 13:10:54 · answer #4 · answered by Honey 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Psychology Students?....What a joke? ..Good on you Dave...
2007-05-18 12:46:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!
2007-05-18 12:40:34 · answer #6 · answered by chelle0980 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one made me giggle 4 ages.
2007-05-18 13:15:21 · answer #7 · answered by DeViL..^--^~~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. Is that what they call reverse psychology!!
:-)))
2007-05-18 12:40:23 · answer #8 · answered by Teejay 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
eh! eh! funny! she must have gotten a distinction in her class
2007-05-18 12:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by scholar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it everytime I heard it...
2007-05-18 14:01:56 · answer #10 · answered by Eury Peima 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that's really good made me laugh lol
2007-05-18 12:41:56 · answer #11 · answered by skye 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋