They would probably be even, Jesus' bike would probably have a gleaming paintjob with a brilliant shine on it while Satan's bike would probably have cool flame designs on the paintjob and lots of chrome parts. Jesus' bike could probably ride over water whereas Satan's bike probably is probably greased with the blood of the tormented souls of the damned. Total toss-up.
2007-05-18 05:32:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Satan's looks cooler, but Jesus' rides on water.
2007-05-18 05:29:06
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answered by Anonymous
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Well let's see... if Satan is surrounded by a lakes of fire then its probably very hot, so Jesus's bicycle would probably have a lower temperature, so I guess Jesus's bicycle would be cooler. Hope that helps - isn't science grand? ;)
2007-05-18 05:31:04
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answered by Paul Hxyz 7
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In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2007-05-20 04:25:27
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answered by Anonymous
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I think Satan would have a uni cycle ..... just built for one
and Jesus , would of course have a trike ..... built for three
Satan doesnt look as good , but takes more skill
but Jesus would look way cooler
2007-05-18 05:31:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Satan stole Jesus' bike thats why BigSkyDaddy sent Satan to hell
2007-05-18 05:29:27
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answered by Fatty 2
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Satan's bike has these cool flames on the side, but Jesus' bike can ride on the water!
2007-05-18 05:28:53
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answered by Anonymous
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Jesus has the cooler motorcycle...he creates issues on a similar time as devil destroys issues...devil's motorcycle may be like a number of mangled and twisted rims n stuff with a broken horn and broken reflectors...yeah genuinely jesus' motorcycle....
2016-11-24 21:47:03
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answered by Anonymous
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Satan has a cool flaming Harley that rides in the air. Jesus has a tricycle with a broken horn.
2007-05-18 05:33:13
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answered by Anonymous
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hard question. i can imagine jesus with a really bicycle and satan with one that has a basket in the front...but vice versa too.
2007-05-18 05:30:08
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answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7
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