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comes off as easy as tender roasted ribs of the bone. Gawd I crack myself up.... LOL

2007-05-18 05:22:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Absolutely. Any good jokes lately? .........A man appeared at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked, "Have you ever done anything of merit?" ....."Well, I can think of one thing. Once, on a trip to S Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. I approached the largest & most heavily tatooed biker & smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, now back off, or I'll kick the s**t out of you!!!!" .......St Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"..........He said, " just a few minutes ago."

2007-05-18 07:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0 0

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2016-11-04 08:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Of course... It's all humor around our house....And I love messing with you guys on here and getting Best Answer....

2007-05-18 05:39:03 · answer #3 · answered by karens lovinlife 6 · 0 0

Yep. A friend forwarded me a video entitled, "Laugh or die!" I laughed! Uncontrollably.

2007-05-18 05:26:37 · answer #4 · answered by Belinda O 2 · 0 0

especially when im on yahoo!answers talking to all yall
yall seriuosly crack me up
*compliment*

2007-05-18 06:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah , i hope today is one of those days.

2007-05-18 05:29:35 · answer #6 · answered by big_red31331 4 · 0 0

u wanna see tender?!?! check my lady pillows.

2007-05-18 05:26:33 · answer #7 · answered by ღ♫´`*♥Wine♥*´`♫ ღ 4 · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHA! no. lol jk yeah i do. i laff all the time, at stupid things...lol

2007-05-18 05:28:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thanks we needed a laugh! Happy Friday!

2007-05-18 05:26:42 · answer #9 · answered by Missy 4 · 0 0

Thanks now I'm hungry for Ribs.....lol

2007-05-18 05:25:32 · answer #10 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 2 0

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