Are y'all just trying to mess with me or what? It's friday!! Can we do fun questions? My brain hurts today- I need simple things!
2007-05-18 05:09:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Courtney))))..........I am very simple minded so stick with me kid
2007-05-18 05:19:41 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Courtney, yeah TGIF. I suggest you go to the jokes and riddles on Fridays. Anyway, I will try to cheer you up with some jokes.
There is an Irish priest who taking leave on transfer gave his reasons for going:
'First you do not love me, for you have contributed nothing to my support, second you do not love each other, for I have not celebrated a marriage since I arrived and third, the good God does not love you, for he has not taken even one of you to himself - I have not had a single funeral.'
How was it? Does it help? NO? ok heres one more:
There is this severe crisis in a country.
A person called the president an Idiot. He was produced before the magistrate.
Magistrate ordered: The accused is awarded one year sentence for calling the 'Head of State' as Idiot and another four years for disclosing a country secret.
Hope that helps. Have a good weekend... Cheers !!!!!
2007-05-18 12:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by Vico 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOK WHO'S BACK:
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=Au4_O.uyylvShcoyzmDTEkDsy6IX?show=Nb1RhwaIaa
2007-05-18 12:12:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I drank too much of that stuff I found under the sink.
2007-05-18 12:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you but first I need to take a nap.
2007-05-18 12:12:06 · answer #5 · answered by sandrota 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What weird questions?
2007-05-18 12:12:02 · answer #6 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amen, sistah! i think the current 420 vegetable crop is tainted...i haven't felt right in a coupla days....hey, it's possible.
2007-05-18 12:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by ddking37 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just ate a bowl of deep fried hotdog puree
2007-05-18 12:13:54 · answer #8 · answered by Fatty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I went insane yesterday...
answering dumb questions
so these loook OK to me...
2007-05-18 12:13:22 · answer #9 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets come up with a theme, Courtney; I'm in :)
(((Courtney)))
2007-05-18 12:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, we cannot blame it on the full moon.
2007-05-21 01:52:28 · answer #11 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋