Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
The husband says “WHAT?”
The wife says, “You must not be in tune with my emotional needs as a woman.”
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might
as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store.
He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can’t decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. They go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. Then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings.
The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, “But you don’t even play tennis, but OK, if you like it then let’s get it.”
The wife is jumping up and down – she’s so excited, she cannot believe what is going on.
She says “I’m ready to go, let’s go to the cash register.” The husband says, “No - no - no, honey we’re not going to buy all this stuff.” The wife’s face goes blank, “No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.”
Her face gets really mad and she is about to explode and the husband says “You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man.”
2007-05-18 04:38:36 · 10 answers · asked by bharat s 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! You definitely earn a star for that one!
2007-05-18 04:42:19 · answer #1 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Question Whats the show with the 5 "professional" robbers who steal and give to the needy? maybe its on nbc or abc? It might be on nbc or abc. the one episode I saw the 5 robbers went to the middle east and literally found a crate of cash. its a good show
2016-05-22 06:28:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice comeback! 1 star :D
2007-05-18 04:53:52 · answer #3 · answered by G G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang she got told! lol thats good
2007-05-18 04:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by blabber_mouth626 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woo.
2007-05-18 04:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
read it the other day, still friggin friggin hilarious though!
2007-05-18 05:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by daniel m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love It!!!
2007-05-18 04:42:34 · answer #7 · answered by mes210 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-18 04:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it before but it still makes me laugh every time i hear it thanks for the good laugh today
2007-05-18 04:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
High five, right here ! , lol
2007-05-18 05:09:22 · answer #10 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋