Are you those same guys that dress in hip clothes and hang out in coffee shops acting like your so much better than everyone. Yet all you do is hang out in coffee shops and stroke your corny gotee's.
2007-05-18 04:14:25 · 24 answers · asked by Relax Guy 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I know it is spelled Goatee. I just don't justify that pathetic fashion statement with correct spelling.
And Master Bates, your not too bad looking yourself.
2007-05-18 04:20:03 · update #1
And by the way, all the woman on here are killing my joke. But I did say most.
2007-05-18 04:20:37 · update #2
cause they haven't pissed chuck norris off enough for him to roundhouse kick it right off their faces
2007-05-18 04:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's quite a connection you've made. All atheist's have goatees. All people with goatees drink coffee. Therefore all atheists drink coffee?
No wonder the concept of a magic invisible Being who lives forever in space-heaven make total sense to you.
2007-05-18 11:18:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
My avatar is like 7 years old. Come on. A goatee? Let the kid grow up a little first.
2007-05-18 11:20:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I must have misplaced my goatee this morning. Apologies.
But I do hang out in coffee shops, if they're in a bookstore. I can sit and read for hours and days.
2007-05-18 11:17:54 · answer #4 · answered by KC 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because christians always say we are devil worshippers and as everyone knows, the devil is red, has a tail, horns, and a goatee...we are just paying homage to our alleged idol. But even a lame atheist goatee is better than a christian mullet
2007-05-18 11:17:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The other day someone said most of the atheists have animal avatar's. Which is it animals or men with goatee's?
Hum, I don't have either
2007-05-18 11:20:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not an atheist, its spelled "goatees", I rarely wear hip clothes, and I don't act like I'm so much better than everyone... I am better. ;)
2007-05-18 11:17:49 · answer #7 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sporting the day old beard look here... I save the goatee for real life, where I have a cool crop of hair on my chin...
2007-05-18 11:26:57 · answer #8 · answered by deusexmichael 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe its a club or something. I have noticed a few at the coffee shop I go to but never made the connection. TEE HEE or they like like goats....Hee Hee1
2007-05-18 11:34:18 · answer #9 · answered by Lil'witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You false Chuck Norris!!!!! Those are soul patches, the real Chuck Norris would have known that. You deserve to be kicked so hard by His greatness the real "Chuck Norris" that You'll fly back in time to never commit this heinous deception in the first place, may "Chuck" have mercy on your soul!
2007-05-18 11:21:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I read the whole question --you said guys LOL. I wish there was a coffee shop in my town, then I could meet some fun people who believe like I do................
2007-05-18 11:31:27 · answer #11 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋