Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw daddy and Aunt
Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that
he could not contain himself as he ran home to tell his mother. "Mommy,
I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with
Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss.
Then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped daddy take
off his pants. Then Aunt Jane ..."At this point, Mommy cut him off and
said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the
rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when
you tell it tonight. "At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to
tell his story. Little Johnny started his story by saying, "I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I
went back to lo ok and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then, he
helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take off his
pants. Then, Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy
and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."Mommy
fainted!
Moral of the story: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
before you interrupt!
2007-05-18 02:43:47 · 33 answers · asked by vijay m Indian Lawyer 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies..
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a
urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do
about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper
than a doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposit s ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for
the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve
in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He
deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti- fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5 If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart!
what do you think of this one?
2007-05-24 09:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by just me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
puter prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti- fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They
2014-09-22 12:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha hay that was a good story yaar you should join laughter challenge TV show.
Thx for the laugh!
2007-05-18 03:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by Sameer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good,what a funny story with such a great message.ha ha ,hope she had heard johnnys story completly.thanks for bringing such good storys to all of us.
2007-05-18 19:49:59 · answer #4 · answered by toploser 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speechless!!!, good moral of the story!
2007-05-21 00:56:29 · answer #5 · answered by Kanchi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boring.
2007-05-21 16:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by C00L GαL 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was uproariously funny! LMFAO!!!
"God gave us two ears and one mouth so that we hear more and talk less!"
Have a Nice Day!
2007-05-18 07:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a lot of people can learn many things from this story.
2007-05-18 03:23:01 · answer #8 · answered by syamala v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great man!!,really intelligent joke.ha!ha!
2007-05-19 08:37:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've had a snake in my pants and I've had crabs...the crabs were worse!
2016-05-22 05:30:13 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋